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All the Smut

If your here you better not be at work.
Sep 13 '14

fic: Derek/Stiles

heroderekhale:

a little something for Sterek Fest. werewolves are known au.

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Stiles looks down the hall and sighs, pressing his toes against the floor, wondering how late Derek is going to be. It’s not like Derek doesn’t know they have a talk scheduled today, and it’s weird for Derek to not get in touch with him if he knows he’s going to be really late. Stiles is just about to stick his head in the office and apologise when Derek comes running down the hall, slightly out of breath and looking disheveled. Which, for Derek means his shirt is a little unbuttoned and his hair is a tiny bit out of place. Stiles shakes his head and waves a hand at Derek to get his attention.

“Where have you been? It’s about to start.”

“Sorry, sorry, I had a thing,” Derek says, running a hand through his hair. “It was an emergency, I couldn’t get out of it.”

“Everyone okay?”

“What? Yeah, no, it wasn’t a family thing.” Derek tugs at his shirt, buttoning it up and rolling his shoulders to loosen them up. “Everything’s good, Stiles, I swear.”

Stiles nods, looking Derek over and taking in the total unfairness of everything Derek is, and wait — “is that make up?” he asks, reaching over to touch the hollow of Derek’s throat.

“Hey,” Derek exclaims, taking a step back and frowning at Stiles. “What’re you doing?”

“There’s make up on your throat.”

“No there isn’t.”

“I —” Stiles shakes his head and huffs. “Forget it, we need to get in there.”

Derek takes the lead, pushing open the door to the auditorium and standing in the corner, his arms folded over his chest. When Stiles joins him, he looks away, and Stiles feels like he needs to apologise for something, but he’s not sure for what. Derek’s never been strange about Stiles touching him before, he’s welcomed it more than anything, so Stiles is thrown.

“And now, joining us for a talk about why the Werewolf - Human Relations Club is important, the people who set it up six years ago at this very school; Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski.”

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Sep 11 '14
bumbleshark:

it’s been awhile since i’ve drawin with so much shadowing. feels good <3
here’s more fem!spirk

bumbleshark:

it’s been awhile since i’ve drawin with so much shadowing. feels good <3

here’s more fem!spirk

Sep 10 '14
thexth:

okay but all i’m seeing is sherlock and john. teen sherlock and john. teen dainty ballet sherlock and muscly-thighed rugby john. look at that butt and that hair and tell me it isn’t so….

thexth:

okay but all i’m seeing is sherlock and john. teen sherlock and john. teen dainty ballet sherlock and muscly-thighed rugby john. look at that butt and that hair and tell me it isn’t so….

(Source: unicornkween)

Sep 5 '14

ppitte:

Noya’s Not Quite But Almost NSFW Adventures In Undressing The Big Idiot continues

Sep 3 '14
alopexplasma:

beamkatanachronicles:

+1 YAOI WALL PIN
someone should make yaoi bingo cards seriously

okay

alopexplasma:

beamkatanachronicles:

+1 YAOI WALL PIN

someone should make yaoi bingo cards seriously

okay

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Sep 3 '14

technikbythestairs:

A vulcan misunderstanding their human partner’s polite request for a boob picture

Snaps a picture lifting up their shirt, but just on one side

A completely serious facial expression, just one boob out

The accompanying text: ‘I fail to understand the appeal but trust that this meets your expectations’

Sep 2 '14

handsomeyoungcleric:

Fire Emblem: Awakening

….. Whyyyyyy?! Why have you so stolen my heart?! I cannot be this invested in fictional romance, I cannot! But alas… I am lost to it.

Aug 31 '14

(Source: dunstable)

Aug 31 '14
Aug 29 '14

frek:

geeky-sova:

Happy birthday darling! ♥

Oh my gosh this is so beautiful I want to cry. It’s perfect, darling. So wonderful and peaceful and loving. Just everything I adore about these two and about your art. I love this so much. This is the absolute best start to my birthday. I love you, bb. 

Aug 28 '14

icanseeyournipples:

au: Stiles is a fairy prince and the forest is his home. One day Derek who is next in line for king in the kingdom that is next to the forest, comes through the forest looking to hunt and stumbles upon Stiles. Derek think Stiles needs help. Stiles is naked and wearing nothing but flowers and leaves. Stiles ends up attacking Derek instead, yelling in Derek’s face as to why Derek is encroaching in his territory. Stiles just wanted to commune with nature in peace.

"Why are you in my forest?" Stiles yells, brown eyes enraged. He’s almost ready to command the vines to wrap around the other man’s neck and strangle him.

Derek looks at his in disbelief before he says, “Your forest? This is my kingdom. This is my forest.” 

Stiles looks down at him in shock, “You’re the king?”

Derek licks his lips, eyes darkening. “Soon to be.” 

Stiles backs away from him, getting up from the man’s lap. 

"You need to leave." Stiles mutters under his breath, his back turned towards the other man. 

"Who are you?" Derek tries, but before he can get an answer, he sees the guy dressed in flowers and leaves disappear with nothing but petals and leaves falling down to the ground in his wake like he was never there.

Aug 28 '14

offtide:

art collab with  buckybuns​!  she drew steve, i drew bucky.

THIS REQUIRES AN EXPLANATION, BUT I DON’T THINK WE HAVE ONE.  (mae requested bucky playing ping pong.  panties were discussed?  and then.)

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Aug 27 '14
reapersun:

~click for super gross overrendered NSFW spirk~
this was just a doodle that i decided to experiment on and ended up painting way too much detail into the cocks and copious amounts of vulcan precum/lube because that’s a thing that i like
i am working on other stuff besides porn btw i just can’t post any of it lately uubububuu
Check tags for content warnings. Please do not repost or edit the linked image into the text. May not work on mobile.

reapersun:

~click for super gross overrendered NSFW spirk~

this was just a doodle that i decided to experiment on and ended up painting way too much detail into the cocks and copious amounts of vulcan precum/lube because that’s a thing that i like

i am working on other stuff besides porn btw i just can’t post any of it lately uubububuu

Check tags for content warnings. Please do not repost or edit the linked image into the text. May not work on mobile.